Why did the Romanian stop reading? They wanted to give the Bucharest
What's the most feared animal in the Romanian Savannah? Vlad the Impala
OLD ROMANIAN JOKE ABOUT COMMIES
Why do policemen(considered idiots) walk in groups of 3?
One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the other one oversees the intellectuals.
How does every Romanian recipe start?
1. Steal a chicken.
From an old family friend.
Did you hear about the Romanian who read for too long? She had to give the Bucharest.
I have a Romanian friend who does tech for Broadway productions... I have a Czech one, too!
What’s small, green and climbing up a wall
A cucumber
Edit: Romanian joke, hope the humor crosses over with translation. We’re big fans of “anti-jokes”. It’s called “dry humor” here
Joke translated from Romanian
A police officer goes to a Romanian town and asks one of the residents:
"So, where do you brew the liquor?"
The man replies:
"See that church over there? Everywhere except there."
Romanian (dry) joke
Two submarines meet:
"How much?"
"7"
"What 7?"
"What 'how much'?"