Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
Girl, we’re just like Romeo and Juliet Cuz my family hates you and I want to kill myself.
What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word
What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!
What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe.
What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe.
What was Romeo and Juliet's just dessert? Cantaloupe.
What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe
If Romeo and Juliet were tuna... they would be Starkist lovers.
What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet? Cantaloupe
Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
TIL That due to recent advancements with AI two computers identified themselves as mates, and even went as far as to set up a Romeo and Juliette style suicide pact... They say they were so in love they finished each others sentiences.
Romeo and Juliet would still be alive if he had checked her pulse. But they would still be dead by now.
What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe.
A man walks up to the ticket counter at a theater and orders two tickets.
"For Romeo and Juliet?" the ticket vendor asks.
"No," the man replies. "For me and my wife."
Why did the fruit theatre company not pick the melon to star in Romeo and Juliette? Because it cantaloupe
My parents were like Romeo and Juliet My mother was a druggie and died and my father committed suicide shortly after
Where did Romeo and Juliette die? In amortuary