Chernobyl
Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident?
He thought the Russians were just "overreacting."
Here's a joke from the 80s
Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan are out to dinner. The waiter asks what the First Lady will have. She says, "I'd like the filet mignon, and a baked potato."
The waiter asks, "and the vegetable?"
Mrs. Reagan answers, "Oh, he'll have the same."
Heard this from my History Professor.
Ronald Reagan had such high regard for the office of President that his jacket was never off.
Bill Clinton had such high regard for the office of President that his pants were never on.
If Ronald Reagan were alive today he would roll in his grave... roll, scream, kick and so would you if you woke up in a casket.
What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall.
Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan? He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.
Is Ronald Reagan Ozai from Avatar? Cause he seemed to have fired the air-controller.
What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
What did Ronald Reagan say when he found out he had cancer and Alzheimers? Well...at least I don't have cancer!
What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't? A widow.
What did the Italian Security Officer say when president Ronald Reagan was about to step into some trouble? Oh! Regan No!
Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Ronald Reagan this November. Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November.
I think my TV may be possessed. Today I saw the Three Stooges and Ronald Reagan on it. Its channeling dead people.
Joe Biden mixed up Donald Trump with George Bush Later, Joe apologised for his error and confirmed that he is fighting fit, raring to go and he can't wait to beat Ronald Reagan in the coming election.