What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? "Everyone got seat belts on back there?"
What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
What's the difference between Saint Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Paddy's. Edit- Paddy's not patty's
What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
There are extreme biases everywhere you look these days, for example.. It's totally okay for everyone paint red freckles on their face for Saint Patrick's Day, but when I wear black face on MLK Day it's a hate crime.
Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
Happy saint Patricks Day!
What did saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? Seatbelts on the back.
St. Patricks Day
Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them.
Because whatever you do with "I" I do with "U"