People say smoking will give you diseases. What they don't know is that it cures salmon.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by selling pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes... It’s like shooting fish in apparel...
I'm not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you... I feel fine and I just had a really tasty leg of salmon...
Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon.
If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm
and says “do you have fish cakes?” The chap behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.
(It’s a cake day joke—-ugh I’ll see myself out)
My friend is making easy money by selling photos of salmon dressed in suits. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Fish Cakes
A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"
Bartender: No we don't.
Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday.
What do you get when you put nutella on salmon?
You get salmonella.
Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing*
What happens when you put Nutella on Salmon?
You get salmonella
Sorry if it's a repost. My friends just told me it:)
What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You got salmonella
What do you call a salmon that's wearing a tie? Sofishticated
Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you... But what they don’t tell you is that it cures salmon
If smoking is so supposed to be so bad then why does it cure salmon?
A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant And the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
My other half and I went to a restaurant.
I said to the waitress, "Can I have the lemon grilled salmon?"
"Do you want anything on the side?"
I said, "I can't answer that with my wife sitting next to me."
Everybody says smoking will kill you What don’t tell you is that it cures salmon
Tracking efficiency in dogs rises 300% when fed diets of salmon. Give it a fish an' see
The intellectual People say smoking will give you dangerous diseases. What they don't know is that it cures salmon & so on...!
Everyone tells you smoking will kill you What they don’t tell you is that it cures salmon
How can smoking be bad for you... it cures salmon.
Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!
Why don't salmon watch cable television? They prefer streams.
What's the difference between salmon and the American democracy? Salmon can be cured.
Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed? He didnt use the main stream
A salmon is swimming up a river A salmon is swimming up a river. It hits a wall. Dam.
- Can I have a kilo of salmon please?
- Here we go, it is $25.
- Can I have a plastic bag?
- It is inside.
Can a salmon be contained? No, but a tuna can.
I found this great charity that I can donate all my brined salmon to! Lox of Love
If only aids was a little bit more like a salmon If we’d smoke it, it would be cured
What's the difference between salmon and cancer? Salmon can be cured.
What happens when u put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella
That upscale restaurant received a D grade on their Board of Health inspection Their surf and turf dish was Steak Diane with Salmon Ella.
You can tune a piano... but you can't Salmon Mandela.
A man walks into a fish and chips shop...
Holding a large Salmon. He asks if they make fish cakes.
"Yes, we do".
He holds up the salmon, and the man at the counter responds:
"I'm sorry, but we can't do that".
"But come on," The man responds. "It's his birthday!"
A Grizzly has attacked a school! Four are dead! Fortunately, the rest of the salmon are OK and are peacefully continuing upstream.