What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle
Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customers salsa. I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips
What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?
PIKA PIKA PIKA
(Credit to my 5 year old son)
What was the cheese dip's reply when Chip said Salsa was his best friend? K, so?
I tried some United Airlines Salsa Today *It had a some kick to it.*
Today I tried making salsa by putting some pico de gallo into a blender. It ended up making femto de gallo.
How do Nachos dance They do the salsa
Never judge a book by its cover But judge a Mexican restaurant by their chips and salsa
Salsa dancing can be so frustrating I wish it would just stay still whilst I try to dip my chips in it!
My girlfriend knows how much I like The Simpsons, so for my birthday she offered to make me my favorite food stuffed with my second favorite. I asked her if she realized how much "chips and salsa" would burn?
How to make easy salsa verde at home Just mix salsa amarillo and salsa azul
So I attended a salsa class today
The instructor says to everyone: "Alright folks, who's ready to learn how to dance??"
I realized that there was a misunderstanding, and ran off with my bag of tortilla chips
What is a taco's favorite dance? The salsa!
What was Chip's favorite dance style? Salsa.
SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business.
Nobody ever wants to share salsa and chips with the constellations I hear they’re double dippers
What did one salsa say to the other salsa who couldn’t choose a partner? Come on, hurry up and pico de gallo.
Salsa! Guacamole! Aioli! Honey-Mustard! BBQ! I'm calling dips.