Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally.
Sarcasm is like electricity Half of the world still doesn't get it!
- "Dude, sarcasm will never get you anywhere in life"
+ "Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championship in Peru back in 98"
- "Really?"
+ "..."
Boss: "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life"!!
Me: "Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011
Boss: "Really"?
Me: "No"
Whats the difference between sarcasm and feminism? People sometimes take sarcasm seriously.
Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally
In the future water will be like sarcasm No one will get it.
What's the difference between sarcasm and lying? I don't know, I'm just the president.
I went to a sarcasm convention.
A girl came up to me and said, "What brings you here?"
I said, "My feet."
I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class.
Coworker: Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.
Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in ‘98.
Coworker: Really?
Me: No.
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess Most people don't know how to play chess.
i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally.
The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony.
I phoned my insurance agent earlier and asked him for a quote.
He said " I have nothing to declare but my genius. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
I replied "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
The great thing about sarcasm is Everyone always gets it.
I'm bad at reading social cues, can't make eye contact, am really good at drawing, and don't pick up on sarcasm... I think I might be artistic.
I told my son that I went to a Sarcasm Convention.
He said, "How did you find it?"
I said, "With a map."
Sarcasm is like food, some people don't get it Especially the African kids.
Written on bathroom wall
Three things I hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Sarcasm
If the Joker couldn't pronounce his S's, where would he live? Sarcasm
Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples?
I hate to say I told you so.
No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so.
Do you know what sarcasm is? No, I live under a rock.
I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally.
What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement? What're you asking me for? I have Asperger's.
My girlfriend told me that I should stop being sarcastic I replied, "what's sarcasm?"
Sarcasm to Indians is like electricity Half of them don't get it
Why can't beaches understand sarcasm? Because they take everything littorally.
Why don't kleptomaniacs understand sarcasm? They take everything, literally
I'm a multilingual person. I know how to speak English, Bullshit and Sarcasm.