Sasquatch Jokes

What did Bigfoot say when Sasquatch asked if he was ready to leave? Not Yeti.

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TIL I know more words than Shakespeare Shakespeare. Albatross. Conglomerate. Sasquatch. Carnival. I have more...

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Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti.

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Funny Sasquatch Jokes
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If I'm ever traveling near Loch Ness or Sasquatch's lair, I will carry a camera to be safe. It is a documented fact that these dangerous monsters have never approached anyone with a camera.

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Did they ever find the Sasquatch? Not Yeti.

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People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now. Finding one has proven to be no small feat.

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Yesterday I went into the woods to looks for sasquatchs but my Jean's were too tight You have no idea how hard it is to sasquatch with you sack squashed

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Did I tell you I am putting together an expedition to capture the legendary Sasquatch? If we're successful, it'll be no small feat.

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How does Bigfoot know what time it is? His Sasquatch

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I think my friend masturbates to Sasquatch. He said he had a big foot fetish.

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What do you call a disagreeable Russian Sasquatch? A Nyeti.

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What do you call a Sasquatch who uses the Force? A yedi

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