Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?" It just had a nice ring to it.
What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons? “Otaku on Titan”
What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?
An Accordion.
...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Saturn is a really catchy name for a planet. It has a ring to it.
My neighbours named their child "Saturn". That's not something I'd call my child, but it has got a ring to it.
My favorite name for a planet is Saturn... it has a nice ring to it.
What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings.
Nasa decided to put a random object on all of Saturn's moons So now there's a tack on Titan.
Three guys are talking, the first guy says "I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn." And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."
Why are the planets scared of Jupiter? Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
Three men are talking about cars.
The first man says, “I’m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.”
The second man says, “Well, I’m a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.”
The third man says, “I have the both of you beat. I’m a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.”
The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath. However, you wouldn’t want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.
Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.
Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus.
What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? "Titan up!"
Which heavenly body is Gods “all-time” favorite? Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.
The people who chose Saturn's name were spot-on. It really has a ring to it.
What's worse than a satellite around Saturn? A probe in Uranus.
Why is Mars afraid of Jupiter? Because Jupiter Saturn Uranus...
Why might Saturn's rings come loose? They're too close to Titan.
Why does Titan belong to Saturn? Because it isnt Titan Uranus.
What did Jupiter do? Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
Saturn is the worst planet ever. Whenever it takes a bath, it always leaves a ring.
You should always have a seat while stargazing Then you can see Neptune Saturn Uranus.