Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
Friend 1: “Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?”
Friend 2: “No, sold anything yet?”
Friend 1: “Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.”
50 years later most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is Or what kind of saxophone music he played
I don't want to sound like I'm showing off or something, but people put bricks through my windows... ...just so they can hear me practicing my saxophone louder.
Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management? He had a bad ALTOtude problem.
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone? Bisaxual
What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'
What do you call a phone that plays music? A saxophone
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone "Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
What do you do when your dog has the blues? Give it a saxophone.
Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender.
Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre... authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did Bill Clinton quit the saxophone? So he could blow that hoarmonica
What did the saxophone player say at the prostitute convention? Who wants to have some sax? No strings attached!
I went to see a jazz band last night..
I think everyone could sense there was something going on between the saxophone two saxophone players
There was so much saxual tension.