My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.
My girlfriend thinks I have schizophrenia Which is funny, because I don't have a girlfriend.
My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate
Do you suffer from schizophrenia? Just remember you're not alone
My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.
my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with schizophrenia.. was really worried until i remembered i dont have a psychiatrist lol
Mental illness joke. (I have this illness so I'm laughing at myself) I used to have a beautiful girlfriend who loved and cherished me before I got diagnosed with Schizophrenia Then they put me on some pills and she disappeared
People tend to avoid me, since I have schizophrenia... But at least I have each other.
My roommate thinks I have schizophrenia Which is weird because I live alone.
People always tell me I have schizophrenia But the voices in my head say otherwise
My psychiatrist sent me the bill for diagnosing me with schizophrenia. I think we'll split the cost.
Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy.
My roommate says I have schizophrenia But jokes on him I don't even have a roommate
Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia? Asking for a friend
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have? Schizophrenia.
Doc, is it true? Do I have schizophrenia? Jim, who are you talking to?
Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask.
If you suffer from mental illness, it always helps to remember you are not alone. Unless the mental illness is schizophrenia
A short poem about schizophrenia.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
I don’t think my girlfriend likes my schizophrenia meds Because every time I take them she goes away
I thought I had schizophrenia. Turns out it was my wife saying: "You treat me like I don't exist."
On the bright side of schizophrenia At least you’re never alone
My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia. But the good news is I started seeing someone.
The thing I like about the dark is You could be standing in front of an axe murderer and not know it until you’re chopped up or you take your schizophrenia medicine.
My wife has schizophrenia She thinks she has a husband.
Roses are red
Violeta are blue
I have schizophrenia
And so do I
What do you call a religious man with schizophrenia? A priest
When I was younger I thought I had schizophrenia... I guess it was all in my head
I was thinking about getting rid of my schizophrenia... ...but now I'm having second thoughts.
Two friends are sitting at a bar, one has schizophrenia. Suddenly the schizophrenic starts bursting out laughing, and it takes a few minutes for him to calm down. When he finally does, he says "sorry, it's a inside joke".
A man with Schizophrenia says: "I used to be Schizophrenic... but now we're better."
I went to an art event this morning, and this painting really SPOKE to me... I then remembered that I forgot to take my schizophrenia medication.
I heard a good schizophrenia joke .... there it is again