School Shooter Jokes

Funny School Shooter Jokes
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I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.

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School shooters I just dont like school shooting jokes i dont know why.

Mabey its just because they're aimed at kids

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I don't get school shooter jokes I think they are targeted at a much younger audience.

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What's the difference between a cold nose and that weird white kid in your class? One's a cool hooter, the other is a school shooter

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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I never understood school shooter jokes Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience

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A school shooter is gunning down his classmates when he sees his ex-girlfriend. Why didn't he kill her? He missed her.

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What would happen if we took all possible school shooters and put them in one school? Literally Fortnite

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I never understood school shooter jokes I guess they are aimed at a younger audience

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I never got school shooter jokes. Guess there aimed for a younger audience.

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what do school shooter victims and school shooter jokes have in common? they never get old

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A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy

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Why did the school shooter cry? He missed his classmates.

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What does a school shooter have in common with a pirate? Ar!

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What kind of cereal does a school shooter eat? Pumped Up Kix

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School shooters have a huge problem: They will miss their classmates. One way or the other.

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We should rename school shooters Start calling em "PEW-pils"

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Just saw a guy with a bowl-cut mullet Or as I like to call it "School shooter in the front, abortion clinic shooter in the back." - Corey Forrester

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What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter

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What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies? School shooter.

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I'm a fish photographer Or as we say in 'Murica, a school shooter.

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I have a photographer friend who works for a school We usually call him school shooter

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Extremely surprised with the obesity problem in America. You'd think that the skinny ones would be the ones to outrun the school shooters, wouldn't you?

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How do you sneak a g-... ... Wait no, I actually don't really like school shooter jokes.

But that's probably because they are aimed at a younger audience

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To stop school shootings, we need to place three armed veterans in each school. School shooters will see people with three arms and freak out.

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What to school shooter jokes have on common with school shooter victims? They both never get old

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A school shooter came onto campus today. Luckily three people were armed But their fists were no match

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What do you call an American fish photographer? A school shooter.

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Judge: "Did you aim to kill your classmates?" School shooter: "No, it was a shotgun."

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