Sea Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

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Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral

As in

Without an ion

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An electron.


I'll see myself out now

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How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!

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A friend of mine is writing a book on Californian sea lions. I assured him that paper would be much easier.

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Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral

as in

Without an ion

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? A couple electrons

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What's the diffrence between a seal and a sea lion? One electron

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What happens when you take an electron off a seal? You get a sea lion

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Why did the sea lion buy Tupperware? He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What do you call an unsure sea lion? A maybe seal

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Why is a Seal just a neutral Sea Lion? Because it doesn't have an *ion*

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Why do sea lions go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal!

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What do you get when you ground a sea lion? A seal.

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