What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.
Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
Neutral
As in
Without an ion
What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron
How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron.
What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An electron.
I'll see myself out now
How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!
A friend of mine is writing a book on Californian sea lions. I assured him that paper would be much easier.
Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion
Neutral
as in
Without an ion
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? A couple electrons
What's the diffrence between a seal and a sea lion? One electron
What happens when you take an electron off a seal? You get a sea lion
Why did the sea lion buy Tupperware? He wanted to find a tight seal.
Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.
The difference
What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
What do you call an unsure sea lion? A maybe seal
Why is a Seal just a neutral Sea Lion? Because it doesn't have an *ion*
Why do sea lions go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal!
What do you get when you ground a sea lion? A seal.