What is Hitler's favorite thing to eat? Not seafood.
A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm.
"do you make fish cakes?"
"Yes we do" replies the fishmonger...
"Great" says the man, ït's his birthday"
What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant?
It's a Cala-Mario!
I thought of this joke while I was dreaming one night and laughed myself awake.
A guy walks into a seafood store carrying a crab, and he asked the owner, "Do you make crab cakes?" And the owner said, "Yes we do."...So the guy said, "Good because it's his birthday."
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel
My girlfriend left me today because I quit taking her to seafood restaurants. Turns out she was only with me because of my mussels.
Japanese fish markets
Latest reports indicate that Tokyo city fish markets have had a sudden influx of seafood. The market increase includes mostly crushedasians.
Terrible, I know.
I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut
What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood.
Did you hear about that car that runs on seafood? I heard it's very efishient
As a blind man, I have a hard time eating fish. I can't seafood.
Why can't blind people eat fish? cuz it's seafood
What did the blind man use to cure his illness? Seafood.
What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish
Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut.
Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!
What did the policeman shout when he caught seafood thieves red-handed? NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE.
What do you call an actor who hauls seafood? Carrie Fisher.
i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel.
One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later.
Sushi ...the rolls-rice of Asian seafood
That's the last time I eat seafood. It made me feel a bit...eel.
When do cannibals eat seafood? When there is a shipwreck next to their island.
Did ya’ll hear about the domestic disturbance at the seafood restaurant? Apparently three fish got battered!
What’s a Jewish comedian’s favorite type of seafood? Fish schticks
The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself, that's shellfish.
What happens when you eat too much seafood? You begin to feel a little eel.
I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel.
I am on a seafood diet Every time I see food, I eat it.
What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? Captain D's Nutz
I went to a seafood disco last night I think I pulled a mussel
Why didn't the bee want crab legs? He wanted bee-food, not seafood!
TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub.