Seagull Jokes

Funny Seagull Jokes
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I saw a really big seagull today It was easily big enough to be a D gull, but not quite big enough to be an eagle.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull

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If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay? A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

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Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel

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Joke from my 7yr old son - If a bird that flies over the sea is a seagull, what is... ... a bird that flies over the bay?

A BAGEL!

Ba dum, tsss

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What creature came before the seagull? A beagle.

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I saw a seagull I saw a huge seagull this morning. It was big enough to be a D gull... But not quite big enough to be an eagle. One thing's for sure, it definitely wasn't a beagle.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel.

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What do you call a seagull living in San Francisco? A baygull.

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If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay?

A Bay Gull

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What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel

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What does a seagull call their significant other? Bagel

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it’d be a bagel

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A little boys asks his father: "Dad how are babies born?" The father replies, the seagull brings them.

The boy answers. OK and who f*cks the seagull?

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I saw a huge seagull today... It might have been a D-gull

But I don't think it could have been an eagle.

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What do you call a seagull in Nebraska? Lost.

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They say it's good luck for a seagull to poo on you. It is, for the seagull, obviously, not for you. Duh.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea? because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel

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What's the difference between a seagull and a pelican? You can't sea a pelican.





Note: I'm actually on laughing gas rn btw.

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what does a digital seagull wear to the beech a beak.ini

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Cause if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

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Why can’t a seagull fly over the bay Because then it would be a bagel

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What do you call it when a seagull wants to do something by the end of the day in the water? Sea goal

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I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. "Arrrr...it were on sail.'

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay? A bagel

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What do you call a seagull that flys over a bay? A bagel

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One seagull turns to the other... "did you know that Jerry can fit 20 fish in his mouth at the same time?"
"Like Pell-He-Can!"

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What do you call a bird that punches people? Steven Seagull

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Seagull with diarrheia Seagull With Diarrhea told another that it barely Made It To Crowded Beach In Time.

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What do you find between a Beagle and a Deagle? A Seagull.

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