I saw a really big seagull today It was easily big enough to be a D gull, but not quite big enough to be an eagle.
Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull
If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
Seagull joke
Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?
A: Steven Seagull
What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel
Joke from my 7yr old son - If a bird that flies over the sea is a seagull, what is...
... a bird that flies over the bay?
A BAGEL!
Ba dum, tsss
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
What creature came before the seagull? A beagle.
I saw a seagull I saw a huge seagull this morning. It was big enough to be a D gull... But not quite big enough to be an eagle. One thing's for sure, it definitely wasn't a beagle.
What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel.
What do you call a seagull living in San Francisco? A baygull.
If a seagull lives by the sea...
If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay?
A Bay Gull
What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel
What does a seagull call their significant other? Bagel
Why did the seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it’d be a bagel
A little boys asks his father: "Dad how are babies born?"
The father replies, the seagull brings them.
The boy answers. OK and who f*cks the seagull?
I saw a huge seagull today...
It might have been a D-gull
But I don't think it could have been an eagle.
What do you call a seagull in Nebraska? Lost.
They say it's good luck for a seagull to poo on you. It is, for the seagull, obviously, not for you. Duh.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel
What's the difference between a seagull and a pelican?
You can't sea a pelican.
Note: I'm actually on laughing gas rn btw.
what does a digital seagull wear to the beech a beak.ini
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Cause if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Why can’t a seagull fly over the bay Because then it would be a bagel
What do you call it when a seagull wants to do something by the end of the day in the water? Sea goal
I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. "Arrrr...it were on sail.'
What do you call a seagull flying over the bay? A bagel
What do you call a seagull that flys over a bay? A bagel
One seagull turns to the other...
"did you know that Jerry can fit 20 fish in his mouth at the same time?"
"Like Pell-He-Can!"
What do you call a bird that punches people? Steven Seagull
Seagull with diarrheia Seagull With Diarrhea told another that it barely Made It To Crowded Beach In Time.
What do you find between a Beagle and a Deagle? A Seagull.