Don't ask me!
A tourist visiting Seattle is sick of rain and asks a boy - Does it ever stop raining here?
Boy - How do I know? I am only eight.
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September.
What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? The weekend!
Hey Seattle, wanna win the Superbowl? "No thanks, we'll pass"
Did you hear about the shepherd that retired to the Pacific Northwest? He was sheepless in Seattle.
Why did the blind man fall off the Space Needle? Because he couldn’t Seattle.
What follows four days of rain in Seattle? Tuesday
Where do people go to retire? Seattle to Seattle down
The difference between weather and climate.
Weather is the atmospheric conditions in a location at a given time, example, rain in Seattle.
Climate is weather over a period of time in a location, example, rain in Seattle.
Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day. How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool.
What do you call two rainy days in a row in Seattle? A weekend
What did the Seattle mayor say when he banned straws? Alright everybody, this is the last straw.
You know what they say in Seattle, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes...
then shoot yourself in the face.
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
Q. What happened to the blind man in Washington? A. He couldn’t Seattle!
I just flew back from Seattle. And boy, were my arms confiscated.
In Seattle, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is looking for a musician/philanthropist to support the cause i.e. a CHAZ Bono
The NHL just announced their newest and 32nd team, the Seattle Kraken. What does their goalie protect? The krak pipes
I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was.
We could put Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump in the Tacoma Dome... And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".
Amazon employee in Seattle confirmed to have the virus So the rest of us can get it by tomorrow, if we order within the next 2 hours!