September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month.
Really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car.
Shouldn't have bought an autumnobile.
Sorry.
How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? "Where were you on the night of September to March?"
I want to get married on September 11th... That way I'll never forget my anniversary
National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.
Tomorrow we have to wake Green Day up. When September ends.
What Does it Mean If You Were Born In September? That your parents started the new year with a BANG!
Offensive joke I thought of in class
Me and my friend were talking about the last time he has to work at his job.
"Yeah my last day of work is September 11"
I reply " Yeah that was a lot of other people's last day of work too"
If you're born in September... ...that means your parents started out the New Year with a bang
What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September
September is alzheimers awareness month Did anyone else forget?
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September.
September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don't see anyone celebrating.
If you're born in September, its pretty safe to assume . . . . your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
If you were born at the end of September, then your parents started New Year with a bang. Escalate it.
If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang.
Were you born on September? If so, it's pretty obvious your parents started their New Year with a bang ;)
The people who are born in September are really awesome Their parents started their new year with a BANG!
I'm a narcoleptic Green Day fanatic, Wake me up when September ends.
September 20th
My wife's surprise birthday party.
You coming?
If you were born on the September 16th, you were more than likely conceived on Christmas Day. I was actually born on September 15th, so Christmas came early for my mum.
There's a place where January comes after February and December comes before September It's the dictionary
Did anyone call Green Day yesterday? Someone was supposed to wake them up before September ended...
Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher. So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
Guys, please don't forget to wake up Green Day tonight. September is ending.
"Yo Mama" so Ugly When she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
My buddy is getting married. The date is set for September, 9th. I told him to push it back two days so he'll never forget.
There was a computers and technology fair on the 10th of September... I arrived at the venue but they all looked at me confused. They told me the fair was 8 days ago. Ridiculous!
My six-year old just got pregnant! She’s a Labrador Beagle Mix, and she’ll be having a litter of puppies in September!
I carve all my pumpkins in September. I suffer with premature ejackolantern
Don't you dare joke about September 11th, 1965... ...people dyed, man.
September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died. October: Hold my beer