Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread.
I'm trying to think of a sewing pun but I'm really struggling. I needle the help I can get.
My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter.
I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises.
I come from a very musical family Even the sewing machine's a singer
Link to the ultimate guide for sewing and hemming clothing. Sorry, wrong thread.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines. She’s a Singer songwriter.
What do you say to an angry woman sitting at a sewing machine? You seem stressed.
How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit
The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles He was on a diet
Last night I ran out of sewing needles. I should go to the supermarket and grab myself a punnet.
My Sewing skills aren't up to scratch... Whoops! Wrong thread.
Coffee Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running.
I’m having trouble with my sewing Whoops, wrong thread
My friend writes songs about sewing machines... Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
What did Jean-Luc Picard say when Engineering offered to fix his electric sewing machine? Make it sew!
What do you call a gangsta sewing group? Nittas With Attitude
"Hey, bro, I need a 50 dollar bill."
"What? Why do you need a $50?"
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"I want to buy a thimble."
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"A THIMBLE?? What do you need a thimble for? And since when were you into sewing anyways?
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"Thewing? I need it for my drumthet."
What were the monster's first words after Dr. Franksenstein brought him back to life after sewing together different body parts? Thanks for re-membering me.
Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread.
What's the difference between a sewing machine and a female jogger? A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had.. Oops... sorry, wrong thread.
So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?
What are the most useful things your parents taught you? Cooking, cleaning, sewing...that's what i learnt from my dad. My mum taught me how to make jokes based on stereotypical perceptions of gender.
My tailor became a lawyer. Now he's sewing everyone.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s new band where he plays the sewing machine? They really utilize their thimbles.
A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming
I learned a lot from my parents Things like cooking, cleaning, and sewing, I learned from my father. And my mother taught me to construct jokes based on stereotypical gender roles.
What's the difference between a woman running down stairs and a sewing machine? A sewing machine has only one bobbin.
Two sewing machines were walking down the road...
As they pass by each other one says to the other "Hey are you that Singer?".
The other replies "Janome?".
I have a friend who writes ballads about antique sewing machines... He’s a Singer songwriter it seams...
Memo for our next sewing club meeting! Oops wrong thread!
I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together
Captain Picard makes his own outfits. One day his sewing machine broke down so he took it to a repair shop and said...
Police are questioning a man for sewing peoples mouths shut. The suspect is remaining tight lipped.