Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread.
I'm trying to think of a sewing pun but I'm really struggling. I needle the help I can get.
My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter.
I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises.
I come from a very musical family Even the sewing machine's a singer
Link to the ultimate guide for sewing and hemming clothing. Sorry, wrong thread.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines. She’s a Singer songwriter.
What do you say to an angry woman sitting at a sewing machine? You seem stressed.
How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit
The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles He was on a diet
Last night I ran out of sewing needles. I should go to the supermarket and grab myself a punnet.
My Sewing skills aren't up to scratch... Whoops! Wrong thread.
Coffee Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running.
I’m having trouble with my sewing Whoops, wrong thread
My friend writes songs about sewing machines... Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
What did Jean-Luc Picard say when Engineering offered to fix his electric sewing machine? Make it sew!
What do you call a gangsta sewing group? Nittas With Attitude
"Hey, bro, I need a 50 dollar bill."
"What? Why do you need a $50?"
"I want to buy a thimble."
"A THIMBLE?? What do you need a thimble for? And since when were you into sewing anyways?
"Thewing? I need it for my drumthet."
What were the monster's first words after Dr. Franksenstein brought him back to life after sewing together different body parts? Thanks for re-membering me.
Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread.
What's the difference between a sewing machine and a female jogger? A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had.. Oops... sorry, wrong thread.
So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?
What are the most useful things your parents taught you? Cooking, cleaning, sewing...that's what i learnt from my dad. My mum taught me how to make jokes based on stereotypical perceptions of gender.
My tailor became a lawyer. Now he's sewing everyone.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s new band where he plays the sewing machine? They really utilize their thimbles.
A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming
I learned a lot from my parents Things like cooking, cleaning, and sewing, I learned from my father. And my mother taught me to construct jokes based on stereotypical gender roles.
The decision to cover headphone jack in the new iPhone is ridiculous! It's a bit like Steve Jobs sewing the opening of his turtleneck shut.
What's the difference between a woman running down stairs and a sewing machine? A sewing machine has only one bobbin.
Memo for our next sewing club meeting! Oops wrong thread!
Police are questioning a man for sewing peoples mouths shut. The suspect is remaining tight lipped.