Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson, "this bed is missing something." Watson replies "no sheet sherlock."
Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes’ diverse set of skills, as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting... To which Sherlock replied, “Why, that’s a lemon tree, my dear Watson.”
Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.
Why doesn't sherlock holmes ever drink tea made in hospitals? He really hates more ER tea
Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions.
Watson didn't make much money working for Sherlock Holmes Too many deductions
Ordered a Sherlock Holmes game online...
Received a podiatric prosthesis instead...
Must unravel this strange mystery.
The game is afoot.
How does Sherlock Holmes use the bathroom? By process of elimination.
Why did Sherlock Holmes visit a Mexican restaurant? Because he was looking for a good case idea.
What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet? He de-deuces.
Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes...
"Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"
"Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"
Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons.
Watson asks, "Where did you get so many lemons?"
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
What did Sherlock Holmes say after being asked to get a paternity test? Watson?
Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?" Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting some rocks
Sherlock picks up a rock, admiring it. Watson asks, "What kind of rock is that? Igneous?"
Sherlock replies, "Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Sedimentary."
Sherlock Holmes got audited by the IRS. He had too many deductions.
Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr Watson and announced: "The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door."
"Good grief, Holmes," said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?"
"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."
A kid ask his slightly deaf father about Sherlock Holmes
-Dad, do you know who was Sherlock Holmes' best friend?
-What son?
Which question does Sherlock Holmes ask when he is bored? Watson TV?
Dr. Watson turned to Sherlock Holmes and asked what’s your favourite tree Sherlock. “It’s a lemon tree, my dear Watson”
Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea.
Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because... all his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.
Sherlock Holmes, how is the periodic table structured? It's elementally, my dear Watson.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator.
How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination.
Why was Sherlock Holmes such a successful detective in Australia?
Because he had a good eye.
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Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case...
Doggy Sherlock: Any leads?
Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two.
Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies.
Sherlock Holmes smeared lemons over Dr. Watson's backside
"Why are you doing that, Holmes?" Dr. Watson asked.
"Lemon-entry my dear Watson", Holmes replied.
I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes? His deductions are phenomenal.