Shocking Jokes

Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users.

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Whenever I see two lovers names carved into a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I think it's shocking how many people bring a knife on a date.

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I just found out something shocking about the moderators [Removed]

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I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray

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2 electricians got into an argument.. It went on for 5 days.. they just couldn't find any common ground.

Shocking.

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Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer.

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Had to stop following Business Insider for the headline: "Amy Schumer's new comedy movie is shockingly awful" I can't trust anybody who finds that shocking.

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I asked 50 lighting strike survivors about the impact it had on their lives... The results were shocking.

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Shocking results came in after Keith Richards went to the hospital. They found blood in his drugstream.

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Had to bury my mother-in-law today and I must admit, it was quite a shocking experience… I didn’t expect her to scream for as long as she did…

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Experiment made by Russian scientist Vazilikyev Karaazuruvsky reveals shocking information Nobody reads Russian names

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My robot was malfunctioning. He had developed a dangerously shocking personality, so I grounded her for a week.

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Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking.

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Today I discovered a shocking side effect of vaccines. Adults

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You heard about the electrician who became a priest? He had a shocking revelation.

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Have you heard the one about the electrician making a mistake I hear it's shocking

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r/electricians should be quarantined It is a subreddit devoted to shocking content

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Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row... ...absolutely shocking

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Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking.

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The most shocking element about the college bribery scandal is USC is being called an elite university.

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i think i figured out the word for getting mildly electrocuted shocking, right?

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CNN recently released Suggestive photos of U.S. President Donald Trump His first comments on the shocking reveal were the following: “Fake Nudes”

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I installed this new clickbait electrical system What happened next was shocking

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Did you hear the one about the colorblind electrician? Maybe I shouldn't tell this joke, it was shocking

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What is the most shocking city in the world? Electricity

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What's your favorite "cute" joke? I.e. jokes that may make you laugh, but make you say "Awww" even more. The punchline is not shocking or hilarious, but cute.

E.g. The Confucius saying: Marriage like poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

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Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade! Shocking, we already paid for them once!

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I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking

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Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users.

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I talked to my son about the dangers of eating Tide Pods. He wanted to know if I did anything dumb like that when I was young on a dare.

I said, "We used to lick electrical outlets"

He found it shocking

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The most shocking info that we'll get from the classified Kennedy documents will be that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't shoot the president, he ate him. Because John F. Kennedy was a berliner.

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