If guys call short girls "petite", what do girls call short guys? Friends.
you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow
I'm writing a book called "Fair In Height, For 5'1"" It's about a short guy that gets too heated at a bagel store.
What do you call a short guy on an exercise bike? A midget spinner.
what was the short guy enthusiastically shouting when they were picking teams in gym class pygmy pygmy
Don’t make fun of the short guy hanging his still-life pictures That’s just low hanging fruit
FYI short guys still go on dates It just takes a few extra steps