A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"
A blonde and a brunette were on an elevator...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"
What do you get when you fuse a short man and a tall woman? Your medical licence revoked, sicko.
It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall.
A short man worked in a bagging plant for a chip company His name was Frito Baggin.
I met this really short man called Peter the other day. He's a baker and he was telling me all about baking flat breads...
It was fascinating....
I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete.