My friend set me up on a date. He told me she constantly make Shrek references. I was pretty sceptical but then I saw her face
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I don't stop singing "I'm a believer" from the Shrek Movie Then I saw her face...
My wife told me she would leave me if I didn’t stop making making Shrek memes. At first I thought she was kidding. And then I saw her face.
What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat? Ogreboard.
My friend told me to stop singing "I'm a believer" from Shrek, I thought she was joking..... And then I saw her face
My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son’s birthday party. Man they were really excited to meet Shrek.
Where does Shrek keep his eggs In his Ogaries
How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard? Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek? Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.
Why is shrek a classic meme Cause that’s what ALL STARted it
My wife told me she would have left me if i didn’t stop watching shrek
At first i thought she was joking...
... But then i saw her face, and now i’m a believer
What’s it called when too many animals move into Shrek’s swamp? Ogre-population
So I Saw Shrek For The First Time Ehhh ... I though it was pretty mediogre.
I loved the first Shrek movie The second one was mediogre
My friend tried to make me watch shrek But I find it ogrerated
I dont think the shrek movies were that good they were just mediogre
A Pondering thought on Shrek Do you think Shrek ever told fiona that he was head ogre heels for her?
Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad? He lacks Shrek's appeal
Why did no one want to be near Shrek? He had terrible body ogre
What's Shrek's favorite shape? A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him
I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over. I ogre slept.
The news out of Washington has me feeling like Shrek. I miss the good old days when all we had was a swamp.
What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey? Sorry, didn't see you ogre there.
What the food critic say after eating Shrek? "He was just meaty ogre"
My wife says I need to stop singing songs from Shrek. At first I thought she was joking. But then I saw her face
People say Shrek was a great character I thought he was meaty ogre.
What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?
"Donkey!" (Danke)
You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
You remember that bad Shrek film. Yeah, me neither.
My mum said she would ground me if I sang any more Shrek songs. At first, I thought she was joking... ...but then I saw her face
Even though shrek is a love story between shrek and fionna, they never kiss Instead, they just smash mouths.
What did Hulk do after diacovering Mcdonalds? He recorded a cartoon called Shrek