Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face... whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation.
I told my girlfriend that we should play trains...
All she'd have to do is sit on my face.
Then ill "Chew chew".
// not my joke //
What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies.
That's the last time I'll do my Sean Connery impression... ...and tell my girlfriend to sit on my face...
I walked up to a girl in a bar. I said, "My girlfriend thinks I've gotten comfortable."
"She does?"
"Yes. Why don't you sit on my face and see if she's right?"
TIFU by doing a Sean Connery impersonation all day.
My friend dared me to do my best Sean Connery impersonation for twenty-four hours yesterday, and it was going really well, until last night....
I asked my girlfriend to sit on my face.
"Please come here and sit on my face." He soon regretted being Sean Connery.