Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards.
Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy.
A gun made by an SJW would be interesting Because they'd remove the trigger.
What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered.
How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED
why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC.
What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry
What do you call a basement full of SJW's? A whine cellar.
What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating.
I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.
What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something
Jokes for the SJW What's the difference between a third wave radical feminist and an ISIS terrorist? One of them doesn't get PTSD from twitter.
What does a SJW do on Halloween Triggered treating
Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic
The philosopher says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full.... The sjw says the glass is half-fluid.
Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!
What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander.
A sjw shouted at me for giving out lollipops on Halloween Apparently it's a trigger treat.
What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry
How do you know when a hippie gets laid?
2 fingers are clean
Edit: took out "his" for the SJW people
What would you call a Tumblr SJW becoming a Jedi? Other-kin Skywalker.
An American SJW takes a trip to the United Kingdom.
While standing in line for lunch one day, she hears a man behind her being called, "black."
She quickly turns around and says "no, don't say that. He's African American."
What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start.
What do you call a math class full of SJW's? Triggernometry.
Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything.