Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool
Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool
Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool
The thing about ice skating ... No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your nipples.
Did you hear about the hipster that drowned? He went ice skating before it was cool.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf? A midget spinner
Why did the hipster drown in the lake? Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
How did the hipster die? He went ice skating before it was cool
Noone laughed when i fell while skating. But the ice sure cracked up.
Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
A group of psychiatrists went skating Many Freudians slipped.
What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip
Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season
Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season this year. With his impressive skating abilities and the number of goals he scored...
Its no wonder he won the wookie of the year award.
Sorry.
How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool.
What was the best part of the Pyeongchang Olympic figure skating? The Koreagraphy.
I once tried ice skating on a lake, but I fell in. Nobody helped me either, they just laughed at me panic. Worst summer vacation ever.
Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.
Why did the hipster drown? He went skating before it was cool.
Skating on ice at 1°C is a great way to get to know people... It's a great icebreaker
I want to get into ice skating but I keep getting cold feet!
Why did the hippie drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why did the hockey player hate his desk job at the ice skating rink? Because he was in the office part of the building
We've had several hipsters drown in the local lake. they all went ice skating before it was cool.
Psychologists go ice-skating
(Read in an old magazine)
So this group of psychologists go for ice-skating. Being novices, all of them failed in their first attempt.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip at a time
mike wazowski just opened an ice skating parlour he called it monsters rink
What do you call it when you're rollerblading on the edge of a forest? Treeline skating
Never go ice skating on your first date in spring. It could be a bad ice breaker.