Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!
Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast
I use to like going skiing. But that hobby... Went downhill so fast
I don't know why people get so excited about skiing vacations Right from the start they go downhill very fast.
What does a blind man use to ski? A skiing eye dog
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip
Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult
3 dreams So three men all sleep in one bed. The man on the left says I had a dream I got a hand job from a beautiful woman. The guy on the right says the same thing. Then the guy in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing."
3 guys in camping in one tent The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful blond was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed a georgous redhead was giving him a handjob. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.
Did you know that a cyclops’ favorite winter activity is sking? It’s like skiing, but with one “eye”
I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill.
Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast.
I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope
A man was water skiing when he fell into the river.
As the boat
circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. The man put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm. I guess skiing has its downsides.
My friend took me water skiing behind his boat.
When I fell, my foot got caught in the line and he thought it would be funny to drag me around like that for a few minutes.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there.
My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment.
Where does a skier in Switzerland go after a long day of skiing? Swiss Chalet
Ski trip My skiing lessons started out good, but it went all down hill from there.
I injured myself skiing last year. It's been downhill ever since.
Why shouldn’t you let somebody who just got out of rehab go skiing? Because it’s a slippery slope
What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill? A Triple Low Ski
Whats the most popular event at the Special Olympics Downs Hill Skiing.
Where do cats go skiing? On a meowntain! Hahaha haha hahaha ha cough heh
Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics He led the race from start to Finnish.