Skiing Jokes

Funny Skiing Jokes
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Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!

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Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast

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I use to like going skiing. But that hobby... Went downhill so fast

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I don't know why people get so excited about skiing vacations Right from the start they go downhill very fast.

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What does a blind man use to ski? A skiing eye dog

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip

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Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult

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3 dreams So three men all sleep in one bed. The man on the left says I had a dream I got a hand job from a beautiful woman. The guy on the right says the same thing. Then the guy in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing."

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3 guys in camping in one tent The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful blond was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed a georgous redhead was giving him a handjob. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.

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Did you know that a cyclops’ favorite winter activity is sking? It’s like skiing, but with one “eye”

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I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill.

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Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast.

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I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope

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A man was water skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat 
circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. The man put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

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I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm. I guess skiing has its downsides.

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My friend took me water skiing behind his boat. When I fell, my foot got caught in the line and he thought it would be funny to drag me around like that for a few minutes.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there.

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My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment.

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Where does a skier in Switzerland go after a long day of skiing? Swiss Chalet

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Ski trip My skiing lessons started out good, but it went all down hill from there.

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I injured myself skiing last year. It's been downhill ever since.

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Why shouldn’t you let somebody who just got out of rehab go skiing? Because it’s a slippery slope

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What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill? A Triple Low Ski

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Whats the most popular event at the Special Olympics Downs Hill Skiing.

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Where do cats go skiing? On a meowntain! Hahaha haha hahaha ha cough heh

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Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics He led the race from start to Finnish.

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