Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel. There’s no ballroom.
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel... There's no ballroom.
How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom
My grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
What do skinny jeans and modern houses have in common? No ballroom
As a fat guy, I tend to avoid wearing skinny jeans. I find it difficult to pull it off.
I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard.
I said, “Who is this, grandpa?”
Grandpa: He’s my hip replacement.
What do skinny jeans and motels have in common? No ballroom.
What do cheap hotels and skinny jeans have in common? No Ball-room!
How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room.
What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans...
I said "Who is this guy?"
My grandpa replied "My hip replacement!"
These skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel No ballroom
All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough.
To the guy who stole my really tight skinny jeans... You won't be able to run, just hide.
What do skinny jeans and a small house have in common? Neither have ball room.
Sure, skinny jeans make you look skinny... Just like thin mints make you look thin.