Fat people are harder to kidnap But skinny people are worth less at the meat market
They say inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out. But that's silly. Surely the skinny people aren't still alive after they eat them.
My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too." "Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.
I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!