Hilarious Skittles Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.

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A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.

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Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles.

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Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!

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If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day? Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving ... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me

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I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums." "Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

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A pair of twins were in a cake shop... They were looking for a birthday cake but just couldn’t decide on a topping.

Twin 1: “I want chocolate”

Twin 2: “I want skittles”

Twin 1: “How about we do Rock Paper Scissors?”

Twin 2: “Why would I want that on my cake?”

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Doctor said a healthy diet consisted of a lot of colors... So I ate skittles

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A man is buying a banana, some skittles, and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." The man responds: "Wow, how did you know?"

Cashier: "Because you're ugly."

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So i told my son So i told my son that he could only have his skittles if he could brush his teeth he walked away sad. Then i remembered that my son has no arms

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There is one person in this Earth who REALLY loves Skittles His name is 6ix9ine

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Boogers are like Skittles. I think the red ones taste the best.

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What do you call 10 fat kids walking down a road? Skittles.

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Pros and cons of post-crucifixion Cons: No longer able to eat Skittles

Pros: Makes hide-and-seek super easy

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My local theatre was robbed nearly $2000 today Fortunately there was no money in the registers but the thiefs did get away with 2 large popcorns, 3 drinks and a bag of skittles

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I got in trouble for dropping skittles in a Zumba class. Best game of hungry hippos I’ve seen.

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They say "life is like a box of chocolate, - you never know what you're going to get" but I think it's more like a bag of skittles... I'm colourblind.

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