Smartphone Jokes

Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy. Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket

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Funny Smartphone Jokes
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So Samsung released their new foldable smartphone.... And now the problems are starting to unfold.

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Saw a guy today at starbucks He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop.

He just sat there drinking coffee like a psycho

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids.

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NSA My sister just told me that she taped up the **camera** because she's afraid of being spied on by the **NSA**.

*I laughed*

*she laughed*

*the smartphone laughed*

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What happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe? ...you take the Huawei to the Danger Zone.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? Because it lost all it's contacts

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Why did the smartphone need glasses It lost all it's contacts

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My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno. Ask the kids.

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Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery

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Genders are like smartphone brands. There's two that everyone knows, and tons of shoddy excuses for third place.

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I tossed my wife into a well, but then I thought this was too harsh and threw her smartphone after her. So she can now enjoy digital well-being

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I did something crazy the other day... ...I used the toilet without playing on my smartphone.

Instead I played with myself.

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The smartphone is now the number one hand-held unit among women and second among men.

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A lame German joke in translation At the doctors office:
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Did you take my advice and sleep with the window open?
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Yes, I did.
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So, did the cough disappear?
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The only thing that's disappeared is my laptop and my smartphone.

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What does the smartphone say to the pipe? iPhone, YouTube, WeChat.

(Sorry, is this taken?)

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A man is looking for a job. A man is looking for a job to become a smartphone programmer. He goes into his local Apple office and asks how he would go about becoming a smartphone programmer.

One of the employees replies:
"We have an app for that."

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What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.

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Samsung has decided that their next smartphone should be renamed to Supernova

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Breaking News: Veteran Egyptologist confirms ancient rectangular object found in 5,000 year old mummy's hands is 2017 Blackberry smartphone "But that's about it" he stated, "and here I thought we'd found something worthwhile"

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Give a millennial a smartphone and he'll live for a day... ... any longer than that and he'll become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.

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Why did the smartphone go to prison? It was charged with battery

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What’s Serena’s favorite smartphone? The iPhone XS.

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Have you noticed how misleading modern smartphone deals are? They're all so phoney.

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For people saying that apple is behind in the foldabe smartphone technology, they have already released it the previous year It just takes a lot more effort.

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Or math teachers made us practice mental calculations because we wouldn't always have a calculator on us. This post was made on a smartphone.

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Why did the smartphone go to jail? It was charged with battery!

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A scientist conducted a research on smartphone protection gear. It was an interesting case study.

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