Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy. Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket
So Samsung released their new foldable smartphone.... And now the problems are starting to unfold.
Saw a guy today at starbucks
He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop.
He just sat there drinking coffee like a psycho
How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids.
NSA
My sister just told me that she taped up the **camera** because she's afraid of being spied on by the **NSA**.
*I laughed*
*she laughed*
*the smartphone laughed*
What happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe? ...you take the Huawei to the Danger Zone.
Why did the smartphone need glasses? Because it lost all it's contacts
Why did the smartphone need glasses It lost all it's contacts
My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered.
What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.
How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno. Ask the kids.
Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery
Genders are like smartphone brands. There's two that everyone knows, and tons of shoddy excuses for third place.
I tossed my wife into a well, but then I thought this was too harsh and threw her smartphone after her. So she can now enjoy digital well-being
I did something crazy the other day...
...I used the toilet without playing on my smartphone.
Instead I played with myself.
The smartphone is now the number one hand-held unit among women and second among men.
A lame German joke in translation
At the doctors office:
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Did you take my advice and sleep with the window open?
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Yes, I did.
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So, did the cough disappear?
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The only thing that's disappeared is my laptop and my smartphone.
What does the smartphone say to the pipe?
iPhone, YouTube, WeChat.
(Sorry, is this taken?)
A man is looking for a job.
A man is looking for a job to become a smartphone programmer. He goes into his local Apple office and asks how he would go about becoming a smartphone programmer.
One of the employees replies:
"We have an app for that."
What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.
Samsung has decided that their next smartphone should be renamed to Supernova
Breaking News: Veteran Egyptologist confirms ancient rectangular object found in 5,000 year old mummy's hands is 2017 Blackberry smartphone "But that's about it" he stated, "and here I thought we'd found something worthwhile"
Give a millennial a smartphone and he'll live for a day... ... any longer than that and he'll become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.
Why did the smartphone go to prison? It was charged with battery
What’s Serena’s favorite smartphone? The iPhone XS.
Have you noticed how misleading modern smartphone deals are? They're all so phoney.
For people saying that apple is behind in the foldabe smartphone technology, they have already released it the previous year It just takes a lot more effort.
Or math teachers made us practice mental calculations because we wouldn't always have a calculator on us. This post was made on a smartphone.
Why did the smartphone go to jail? It was charged with battery!
A scientist conducted a research on smartphone protection gear. It was an interesting case study.