Sms Jokes

SMS I was on sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it. So I went to check , the sms was from my wife and she wrote "bring the salt on your way back."

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Funny Sms Jokes
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My gf just sent me an SMS: "Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?

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My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.

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If you want to hear a very interesting story: send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: "I know everything"

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Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world.

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7 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 10 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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Ofcourse it's you honey !! 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!


11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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The SMS 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!

11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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Girlfriend: Love you babe, xx… *-I love you too!*
I’d be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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"Wish you were here!" My ex always sends me this SMS when he enters a cemetery.

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Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free? It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

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