When does a Smurf pull his pants down? Once in a blue moon.
What happens when you squeeze a smurf? You papa smurf!
My wife accused me of being immature and having an overactive imagination... Well, what does she know, she's just a smurf.
What do you call a smurf with his pants down? A blue moon
What do you call a stupid Smurf? An Avatard
Which smurf is the only one that recycles? Smurfette because she is the only one with a blue box
Why don't I like debating with a smurf? They'll argue till they're blue in the face
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
I was in an awful chemical accident that turned my skin blue, but on the bright side I was finally accepted into the Smurf community after many years of trying. it was quite cyandipitous.
What do you call a black smurf??? a smigga
How often does a Smurf change his pants? Once in a blue moon.