If I am so dumb then... How come I can complete a jigsaw puzzle in 6 weeks when the box says 3-6 years.
Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred.
Yo Mamma's so dumb.... She stayed up all night studying for her blood test
so dumb... I knew a guy who was so dumb, he thought manual labor was the president of Mexico.
Yo mama so dumb, She went to the movies and it said 17+ so she bought 16 of her friends along.
Yo momma so dumb, when she eats vegetables It's considered canabilism!
My roommate is so dumb the closest he ever got to a 4.0 was on a breathalyzer test.
I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home.
Counter: Why are Britons so dumb? All the smart ones left 200 years ago.
How do pirates know they're pirates?
They think, therefore they AAAARRR.
My dad just told me that and I laughed. So dumb but it's Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Yo mamas so dumb She tripped over a cordless phone
Why are Americans so dumb? because we shoot all the ones that go to school
Yo mama so dumb She thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over the wireless network.
Yo'mama is so dumb... She thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
Melania Trump is so dumb...
She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university.
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People buying Apple products are so dumb. Sent from my iPhone.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! -walks away-
Yo mama so dumb... She tells "yo mama" jokes to YOU.
My ex-girlfriend was so dumb She thought manual labor was a Mexican migrant worker.
Yo mama's so dumb She googled the lyrics for "Around the World" by Daft punk.
Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.
Your mama's so dumb ... ... she walked into the antique store and asked, "What's new?"
The principal is so dumb
Guy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Guy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Guy: And tell me, young lady, Do YOU know who I am?
Girl: No...
Guy: Good! **walks away**
Yo mamma so dumb... she studied for A urine test
Somestimes, I think, "How can people be so dumb?" Then, I look myself in the mirror and smile.
yo momma so dumb That she thinks 9/11 is a more efficient 7/11. Open more days a week.
Yo Momma is so dumb She put the newspaper in the TV and called it Paper View.
Yo momma so dumb she tried to surf the microwave
My third floor apartment rear balcony door has a lock on it. It's there to stop only the criminals who are resourceful enough to scale 30 feet of walls, but also dumb enough to be thwarted by a sliding sugarglass door
Yomama so dumb... ..she thought arrays start at 1.
Yo momma's so dumb, Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.
Donald Trump is so dumb Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks harass is two words.