WIFE: - "If I knew you were so poor, I would never have married you." HUSBAND: - "But I warned you! I said you are everything I have!"
My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
I was so poor growing up, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper… Now those days are behind me…
Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p
Growing up we were so poor We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.
We were so poor when I was a kid.... If you didn’t wake up on Christmas morning with a hard-on you had nothing to play with
I'm so poor I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with.
Our family was so poor when I was growing up If I hadn’t been a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with
A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed.
My family was so poor... My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
Yo momma’s so poor The ducks throw bread at her
Did you hear about the family that was so poor... ...that a burglar broke into their home and all he got was practice?
Yo momma so poor I can’t make a joke at her expense
I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
Yo mama is so poor...
But she still raised you!
Love your mama.
Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps
When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring. When money was good, I'd bathe in the fall too.
When I was growing up, we were so poor... ...my father cut holes in my pants pockets so I'd have something to play with.
Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
My vocabulary is so poor... I can not express it in words.
Yo momma's so poor Her bank account looks like a college graduate's
When I was a kid, we were so poor.... That Mom used to cut off the bottoms of our pockets on December 24th, so we'd have something to play with Christmas morning.
Yo momma so poor...[original]
she vote for Obama cos she want change
ahhh thank you ill be here all week
Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor Because she's always blowing bills
I remember growing up so poor, dad was cutting up onions and we were all crying.... ...Onions was such a good dog.
When i was growing up, i was so poor That if I didn't wake up with an erection, I'd have nothing to play with
Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work?
Because he had low elf-esteem
(I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)
My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says "please,leave me a loan"
so poor A man complains to his wife saying, "We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!" And she says
When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat
Why are transgender folks so poor? Because every action is a trans-action.
I am so poor if was not a boy I would have nothing to play with
My parents were so poor... That they got married for the rice.
I tell people that I’m so poor I have to go to sleep for dinner and they seem to pity me Saying I’m so poor I have to wake up for breakfast doesn’t bring the same reaction though
Your family is so poor... That your daddy is the D.J. for the ice cream truck.