Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them.
How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.
Programmers today...
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning.
Similarity between beggars and software engineers
When two beggars meet each other and two software engineers meet each other after a long time,
the question asked is the same .
On which platform are you working these days?
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a hardware problem.
How much food does a software engineer eat a day? A couple of bytes
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero, that's a hardware problem.
My buddy's daughter came up with this. She is 4.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? "Uhh.... That's a hardware problem."
Some friends who are software engineers invited me to go see a movie with them, but when we met up I found them staring at a centipede.
I asked when we were going to see the movie.
They replied that the centipede was a feature, not a bug.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
What's the difference between a software engineer and a civil engineer? Ctrl-Z
How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US? Dev Patel
What did the hamster tell the software engineer? "Trust me! All your problems can be solved by doing something in a loop"
What do you tell software engineers when they fail? Git better next time.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem.
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? No No No No no.... That's a hardware problem.
A software engineer starts up an online mail service designed with women in mind. What do they call the website? FeMail.com
What’s a software engineers favorite movie? IT