Solar System Jokes

Why haven't aliens come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.

One star.

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Funny Solar System Jokes
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Why didn’t aliens visit our Solar system yet? Because they saw the reviews and it only had one star.

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Why don’t aliens come to our solar system? They checked our ratings.

One star.

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system? Rename Uranus to Ouranus

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I went online and rated our Solar System Gave it one star.

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My review of our solar system 1 Star.

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why have aliens never visited our solar system? because they saw the reviews only had 1 star

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If I had to rate the solar system I'd give it one star.

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If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system? Bad reviews , only 1 star

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Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system yet? When they last checked the review had only one Star..

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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Why don’t aliens visit our solar system? Terrible ratings. One star.

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My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system. And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."

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My review of our Solar System... One Star

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I think our solar system is highly underrated ... ... Seriously, just one star? Duh.

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the the reviews................ only one star.

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Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

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Why don’t aliens visit the solar system They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star

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Why didn't aliens visit our solar system yet? ... They saw the reviews..... Only one Star...

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My Yelp review of the solar system One star

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Just been reading some reviews of the solar system Can't believe it only got 1 star.

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Why don't aliens visit our Solar System? Because of the terrible ratings. It only has one star.

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My review of the solar system One Star

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Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right

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Do you know why haven't aliens come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.

One star.

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Why did aliens never come to our solar system? They saw our ratings...One star.
Yes, this is a repost

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How does our solar system hold its pants up? With an asteroid belt.

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Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty? Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system

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Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus.

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Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum. They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.

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TIL that our sun accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass in our solar system. I guess that means yo momma only accounts for about 00.12%.

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus They found it to be a shithole.

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What's Rabbi Peter's favourite planet within our solar system? Jew-Peter of course!

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How come aliens never visit us? No one wants to visit a one-star solar system.

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How many unknown solar systems are there? If we knew they wouldn't be unknown.

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Humanity is children of the Sun, but according to Nemesis Theory there is a Second Sun in Our Solar System. whose name is ''Kim Ir Sen''.

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Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system? He's called it Putin-Uranus.

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I made a solar system using chocolate. That's the only way I'm going to eat Uranus.

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