During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim Because he's gotta go fast.
Soon after becoming a Muslim, Sonic the Hedgehog realised that the month of Ramadan had already begun... "Gotta go fast!"
(Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction? It doesn't do wood.
"With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself....
...TINNITUS!"
"Tinnitus?"
"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"
What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast
The Sonic trailer dropped on the eve of Ramadan. This is because he gotta go fast.
"Persian sonic, why are you tired?" "Iran."
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?
"Gotta go fast!"
^I'll^see^myself^out...
What did the muslim Sonic say after Ramadan ended? "Finally I don't need to go fast"
What do Winnie the Pooh,Sonic the Hedgehog and Alexander the Great have in common?
The same middle name.
Sorry for the bad joke.
What does Sonic say on Ramadan? "Gotta go fast!"
Do you know why Sonic never chooses Heads? Cause he prefers Tails.
What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.
What did Sonic say when he started a hunger strike? Gotta go fast!
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast.
I thought it would be a cool idea to have sonic in real life But apparently speed doesn’t make animals faster
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast
What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!
What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!
What would Sonic say at the first day of Ramadan month? Gotta go fast.
So the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog was released on the eve of Ramadan Looks like he’s gotta go fast
Why does Sonic the Hedgehog have human teeth? Rule 34
What did Sonic say when he started with the Ramadan? Gotta go fast!
Why doesn't Sonic eat with his friends during lent... Because hes gotta go fast.
I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues
Fasting. What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog
What is faster than a missle but slower than atranqilizer dart? Sonic the real one.
Why does sonic wake up at 3:00 AM in Ramadan? Because he's gotta go fast
What did Sonic say on Yom Kippur? *Gotta go fast*
Link: when I get hurt I lose hearts
**Sonic:** when I get hurt I drop rings
**Mario: *[self conscious about his height]*:** can we talk about something else?
What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast.
What's the fastest drink in the world ? Sonic the eggnog.
What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog...
...but it's no use.
^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.