My favorite joke from The Sopranos
A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "What? Do you expect me to spread my legs for you now?" says the wife. The husband replies, "honey, I love you, but i think a vase will work just fine."
Credit to Uncle Jun.
Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist?
He was gonna hijack a plane but he didn't want to use his miles
Credit: Hesh from The Sopranos
Note: I'm Jewish, not sure if that makes it better or worse ;-)
A Chinese man goes to see an eye doctor (Racist)
After the examination, the doctor says "You have a cataract."
The Chinese guy replies, "No, I have a Rincoln Continentar."
Courtesy of Junior in the Sopranos
You hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.
(Sopranos Reference)
Racist joke I heard from The Sopranos
A Chinese man walks into the eye doctors
The doctor said “I know why you have trouble seeing, you have a cataract.”
The Chinese man said “No, I drive a Lincoln.”
Did you hear the one about the Chinese godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn’t understand
(From The Sopranos)
If your nose runs and your feet smell...
You might be upside down.
Heard from "The Sopranos"