I got fired today for arranging the vegetables in a sexually suggestive way Apparently that's "unacceptable behavior for a special needs teacher".
I got chlamydia from a person with special needs She gave me the slow clap
There are so many politically correct terms for disabled people nowadays... Things like "special needs," "special ed," and "special Olympics," that's why it worries me so much when I hear of the "special forces" going to war.
Special needs bus crashes into local pot shop and catches fire. Baked potatoes all over the place.
If a special needs kid is late for class... Is it ok to call him tardy?
Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.
I have a special needs daughter, and she hates taking baths. I don’t blame her. I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown
Why do the special needs kids never get in trouble for being late to class? They're expected to be a little tardy...
What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K
I hired a special needs guy to clean my driveway, but he must have misunderstood... He's re-tarred it.
I dont like music made by special needs people... I've never really been one for slow jams.
what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs
What do you call a group of special needs kids in a car trash compactor?? Mashed potatos.
What do you call a special needs person who is put up for adoption? A hand-me-down.
Watched a YouTube clip staring a special needs comedian I wanted to post below about how inspiring it was but it said, "comments are disabled" [True story]
What do you call a special needs kid with a micropenis? A .38 mm special
What do you call a special needs person who’s always there to support you? A Down Comforter