Special Needs Jokes

I got fired today for arranging the vegetables in a sexually suggestive way Apparently that's "unacceptable behavior for a special needs teacher".

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I got chlamydia from a person with special needs She gave me the slow clap

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There are so many politically correct terms for disabled people nowadays... Things like "special needs," "special ed," and "special Olympics," that's why it worries me so much when I hear of the "special forces" going to war.

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Funny Special Needs Jokes
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Special needs bus crashes into local pot shop and catches fire. Baked potatoes all over the place.

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If a special needs kid is late for class... Is it ok to call him tardy?

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Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.

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I have a special needs daughter, and she hates taking baths. I don’t blame her. I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter.

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I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown

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Why do the special needs kids never get in trouble for being late to class? They're expected to be a little tardy...

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What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K

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I hired a special needs guy to clean my driveway, but he must have misunderstood... He's re-tarred it.

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I dont like music made by special needs people... I've never really been one for slow jams.

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what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs

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What do you call a group of special needs kids in a car trash compactor?? Mashed potatos.

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What do you call a special needs person who is put up for adoption? A hand-me-down.

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Watched a YouTube clip staring a special needs comedian I wanted to post below about how inspiring it was but it said, "comments are disabled" [True story]

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What do you call a special needs kid with a micropenis? A .38 mm special

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What do you call a special needs person who’s always there to support you? A Down Comforter

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