How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeño.
Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends.
At Indian Restaurant
"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."
Why didn't the skeleton like spicy food? 'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it!
Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end.
I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn’t like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy. I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn’t plain round.
Yesterday, I had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste.
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig? Peppa.
What do you say when Hitler sends you a spicy meme? DANKe
What do you call a wine infused with spicy peppers? Jalapinot
If the plural of mouse is mice
The plural of spouse should be spice.
Because when you have more than one things get spicy.
Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries. He always takes his wok on the mild side.
Statistic Joke A restaurant had a poster for the meanest spicy sandwich. I ordered it and it turned out to be very average.
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped That really left me in a phall mood.
Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea? If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.
Why are small peppers not very spicy? Because they're a little chili
My girlfriend was just like a spicy burrito. It hurt when she left me
I wish I was just like my nose And all it takes is spicy food to get me to run.
what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito
I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel.
Spicy Pickup Line
If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you.
But all I have is cumin.
How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary? When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.
How to properly use the phrase "Fire in the hole!" Step 1: Eat 4 spicy turkey burritos…
They say Luis Fonsi started his own artisan donut shop recently, he specializes in habanero flavored donuts When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with “the spicy dough”
You and Juan have a pretty spicy relationship He’s always jalapeño business
Why aren't poligomists referred to as spice?
If the plural of mouse is mice, then logically the plural of spouse should be spice...
It just makes sense because when you have more than one things get spicy.
Why aren't polygamists referred to as spices?
If the plural form of mouse is mice...then logically the plural form of spouse should be spice.
Because when you get more than one things get spicy.