If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
Hear the one about the Buddhist monk who *almost* achieved total spiritual enlightenment? He only made it to Nearvana.
I don't drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits. So I'm not an alcoholic. I'm spiritual.
If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are Nietzsche
I wanted spiritual guidance but all she did was stare at my feet. She was trying to read my sole.
I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
Ghandi never wore shoes...
...so he had thick skin on his feet. He was quite a weak man, though spiritual. And because of his poor diet, he often had bad breath.
You could say he was a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis.
I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a long-necked goat. As it turns out, I called "Dial-a-llama."
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama
I'm tired of explaining to my spiritual Guru how E-mails work. He can't just understand what attachments are!
I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self.
I just googled shaman dance I was searching for some spiritual guy dance
I have black friend who has been a buddhist for years. He has just come up with a name for his very own spiritual center. Meditayshaun.
What do you order at a spiritual hotdog stand? One with everything
How do you call an australian who is a spiritual leader and a ruler in mongolia ? A Khan Guru
"Who's this wise guy?"
"That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."
"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"
My spiritual animal is Eeyore I'm a depressed jackass
Girl: are you spiritual
Guy: yes I spent 10 years in the mountains
Girl: oh wow!
Guy: figuratively, my ex had huge knockers
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck... ...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.
What size shirt do ghosts wear? Spiritual Medium
A priest, a spiritual leader and a kiddy diddler walk into the bar He orders a beer.
Spiritual Joke spirituality has lost its spirit and it's now just a ritual
Johnny sins is going through a spiritual transformation... His new name is Johnny Repents
I'm tired of explaining to my spiritual teacher how E-mails work. He can't simply understand what attachments are!