Spiritual Jokes

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.

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Hear the one about the Buddhist monk who *almost* achieved total spiritual enlightenment? He only made it to Nearvana.

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I don't drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits. So I'm not an alcoholic. I'm spiritual.

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Funny Spiritual Jokes
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If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are Nietzsche

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I wanted spiritual guidance but all she did was stare at my feet. She was trying to read my sole.

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I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama

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Ghandi never wore shoes... ...so he had thick skin on his feet. He was quite a weak man, though spiritual. And because of his poor diet, he often had bad breath.

You could say he was a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis.

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I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a long-necked goat. As it turns out, I called "Dial-a-llama."

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I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

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I'm tired of explaining to my spiritual Guru how E-mails work. He can't just understand what attachments are!

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I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self.

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I just googled shaman dance I was searching for some spiritual guy dance

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I have black friend who has been a buddhist for years. He has just come up with a name for his very own spiritual center. Meditayshaun.

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What do you order at a spiritual hotdog stand? One with everything

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How do you call an australian who is a spiritual leader and a ruler in mongolia ? A Khan Guru

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"Who's this wise guy?" "That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."


"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"

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My spiritual animal is Eeyore I'm a depressed jackass

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Girl: are you spiritual Guy: yes I spent 10 years in the mountains

Girl: oh wow!

Guy: figuratively, my ex had huge knockers

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I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck... ...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.

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What size shirt do ghosts wear? Spiritual Medium

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A priest, a spiritual leader and a kiddy diddler walk into the bar He orders a beer.

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Spiritual Joke spirituality has lost its spirit and it's now just a ritual

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Johnny sins is going through a spiritual transformation... His new name is Johnny Repents

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I'm tired of explaining to my spiritual teacher how E-mails work. He can't simply understand what attachments are!

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