My stalker ex-girlfriend just threatened to kill herself if I didn't take her back. Isn't it great when problems solve themselves?
My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.
What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
My ex-girlfriend says she has a stalker. I have to say I'm surprised. In all the time I've spent hanging around her house, hiding in the bushes, watching her come and go...I've never seen any signs of a stalker.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker... ...Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I have a stalker.
A lot of people are calling me an “honest stalker”, whatever that means. Not gonna lie, I see where they’re coming from.
My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet.
My crush is completely paranoid She told me someone was stalking her yesterday when she was going home. I followed her all the way and didn't find any stalker.
My ex told me she had a stalker I stayed in the bushes for hundreds of hours and still haven't found one
My girlfriend says she thinks I'm a stalker Well... She doesn't know she's my girlfriend yet.
My girlfriend calls me a stalker. Well, she isn't my girlfriend yet.
To be a successful stalker You must do the following :-)
I'm pretty sure my next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook,Twitter, and in both of her diaries.
I don't enjoy having a stalker, but I will say . . . No matter what, he always seems to be there for me.
Overhearing my ex...
I once overheard my ex tell her best friend that I was a stalker.
Nearly made me mad enough to come out of her closet
and give her a piece of my mind.
I once overheard my Ex tell her best friend that i was a stalker It nearly made me mad enough to come out of the closet and give her a piece of my mind.
Where did the stalker go when he took multiple gunshot wounds to the abdomen? The ICU
Why is the window's 10 update similar to a stalker? .....No matter how many times you deny either, they just keep coming back.
What's the similarity between Santa Claus and a creepy stalker He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER
What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
A man and the person who is stalking him visit the big city....
While the stalker is calm, the other person is panicking. "I think we're lost!" They yell.
The stalker sighs and says, "Don't worry. I know this place like the back of your hand."
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker At least that's what I think she wrote in her diary... binoculars are hard to read through
A man meets a stalker in the streets.
Man - What are you into?
Stalker - I stalk people.
Man - Really? Well, I like-
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Stalker - Nature and running, I know.
Non-sequitur A non-sequitur doesn't follow; for instance, I once had a really unmotivated stalker.
A crazy girl just called me a stalker and then blocked me I don’t know what her deal is but I’m about to ring her doorbell and find out
Stalker? I barely know her!!
To the people who call me a stalker: Be careful! I know where you live.