my math teacher's joke she told us so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.
What do you call a holy starfish? St. Patrick
What fish only swims at night? A starfish!
What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone? "With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"
My boyfriend and I used to argue over the duvet. I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish and he liked to sleep with a blonde lady called Leanne.”
What do you call a sea creature that lives in outer space? A starfish.
You're an animal in the sack!
Man to his wife, "You're in animal in the sack!"
Wife responds, "Oh yeah?! Like a tiger?"
Man, "No... More like a starfish"
I got a starfish for a pet It was a no-brainer.
What's bigger than a starfish? A galaxyfish.