Stats Jokes

My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.

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Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats? He respecs women.

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Funny Stats Jokes
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My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean.

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A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, "How many is a brazilian?"

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Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats? White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.

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Man and wife were making up a password for their new laptop Man: "Hmm... I think it should be MYPENIS."

Wife types that in and stats laughing.

Man: "Why are you laughing?"

Wife turns the screen to him.

Man reads: "ERROR! NOT LONG ENOUGH"

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What if you died you got stats Something like:
Hours on the internet: 46284. |
Burpees done: 1.25. |
Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627

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This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem

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What's an Optimistic Vampire's Favorite Drink? B Positive!
(We were trying to think of jokes that would be on pop sickle sticks in my AP Stats class. I came up with this one. I'm not proud.)

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A millennial walks into a bar I only know this because he shared stats with everyone.

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I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval.

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My stats teacher has a PHD in statistics, What are the odds of that?

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Stats say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... ...Does that mean that 1 likes it?

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I had a joke about NFL qb stats But everyone found it offensive.

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