My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.
Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats? He respecs women.
My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean.
A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, "How many is a brazilian?"
Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats? White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.
Man and wife were making up a password for their new laptop
Man: "Hmm... I think it should be MYPENIS."
Wife types that in and stats laughing.
Man: "Why are you laughing?"
Wife turns the screen to him.
Man reads: "ERROR! NOT LONG ENOUGH"
What if you died you got stats
Something like:
Hours on the internet: 46284. |
Burpees done: 1.25. |
Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627
This popped into my head in class the other day...
Why do professors like stats and physics students?
Because they'll work for p naughts.
My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem
What's an Optimistic Vampire's Favorite Drink?
B Positive!
(We were trying to think of jokes that would be on pop sickle sticks in my AP Stats class. I came up with this one. I'm not proud.)
A millennial walks into a bar I only know this because he shared stats with everyone.
I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval.
My stats teacher has a PHD in statistics, What are the odds of that?
Stats say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... ...Does that mean that 1 likes it?
I had a joke about NFL qb stats But everyone found it offensive.