Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn’t find the droid he was looking for
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.
What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training? I’ll miss you.
a stormtrooper's favorite store is the one next to Target
What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him? I've missed you so much!
A stormtrooper walks into a bar and orders a martini
The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"
The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"
A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.
The stormtrooper missed every shot.
The redshirt died anyway.
2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy
Why did the Stormtrooper settle on an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.
Star Wars Joke...
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
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Hear about the Stormtrooper band? Apparently they never had a hit
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A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
I’m going to be taking my drivers exam in a full stormtrooper outfit... That way I won’t hit anything.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt gets into a fight The stormtrooper misses, but the red shirt dies anyway
Why did the StormTrooper Buy The IPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for
(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?
The stormtrooper misses every shot,
but the red shirt still dies.
Stormtrooper helmets I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.
Why was the Stormtrooper so sad when his Jedi friend left? He always misses him.
Why is stormtrooper always late from work? He keeps missing his train
Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss.
Why is a Stormtrooper's height of 5'11" measured in feet and inches? They use Imperial measurements
If a Stormtrooper offers to give you a ride in his car, you shouldn’t worry about ending up in a car accident They have a stellar safety record, because they’ve never hit anything since the beginning of time
stormtrooper family dinner
So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."
What is the best paradox? A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!
What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay. It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.
Which stormtrooper legion did Vader hate the most? Sandtroopers.
What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good? A cologne trooper...
Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed.
What do you call a stormtrooper that knows martial arts? A thai fighter!