Don't stress if someone says you are fat You are bigger than that.
My doctor told me to start killing people
Well, his exact words were "you need to start eliminating the stress in your life".
Whatever, same thing.
The first dog in space died due to stress. Must have been from all of the vacuums.
I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
My friend is a structural engineer. He is always complaining about stress at work.
Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people
So i bought some of that Anti-stress shampoo. Don't know why people like it so much, I drank the whole bottle, I feel worse if anything.
My doctor suggested yoga to reduce stress. I told her that sounded like a stretch.
Prayers for dealing with the stress of modern life
The first one is a prayer you say in the bus/train in the morning when you can't find a seat.
I always find if I pray loud enough to Allah, I get the train to myself.
I ordered a book called "How to relieve stress"
My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time.
And that it's useful.
And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me.
I lost my child, and you cant imagine the stress... that just went away.
Why does the Mexican Air Force stress out Donald Trump? Bc he can’t stand the sound of twenty Juan pilots.
The thought of going home to my wife makes work much easier for me. Think of all the stress I avoid by staying in the office.
I am a massive massive MASSIVE worrier. I can't stress enough.
I saw a job posting for an Astronomer and it sounded pretty stress free. I’d just do a bunch of light reading all day.
Talked with a former officer in the Bomb Disposal Unit
I asked him how he dealt with the stress of the job?
"Never had any stress with it." he said
When I asked how come, he said, "It's easy. I either get it right, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore."
When under stress, you have to choose between the fight or the flight response. Unless... you're a fighter pilot...then you can do both.
They say triangles are one of the sturdiest shapes and are able to support huge amounts of stress. I guess that explains why yo' mamma always wears platform heels.
Couldn't find the stress ball I got to help me with my anxiety Turned out it went to see a therapist.
Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress
What kind of Topography should you read when your stress levels are raised? Relief maps
I just bought a book about combatting stress-eating. It was delicious.
How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients
Why did the Mechanical Engineer stop studying material science? They just couldn't handle the stress.
My doctor advised me for stress reduction to listen to opera music He gave me a CD. I've been listening all night but I'm not sure if its actually having an effect. It says on the cover the guys name is Placebo Domingo.
In light of all the Islamophobic content on this sub lately.... I would like to stress that the letter P in ISLAM stands for Peace.
To who ever stole my stress ball I WILL SLASH YOUR THROAT!
TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events
How does a bubble wrapped individual relieve stress? the individual rolls.
Why was working in the butter factory such a high stress job? Because there was no margarine for error.
What do you call a lady that Mr. Jones has to save?
A damsel indie-stress
Edit: Dr. Jones
I'm turning Rastafarian, but I'm worried about the stress it will put on my hair. I'm dreading it.
Necessity isn't the mother of invention, Stress is.
A friend told me she was going to bake some cookies to relieve some stress... I told her, “that makes scents.”
My dad once told me that i should never hit a woman That's why i relieve stress at the lgbtq conference.
Why can't the professional origamist handle stress? Because he folds under pressure.
With all this stress regarding the coronavirus pandemic, I’ve decided to plan a getaway to Italy for the weekend. I hear it’s really breathtaking over there!
The teacher awards me a 1 week Holiday and I became very stress-free. I think that's why they call it a de-tension?