Stutter Jokes

My brother who has a stutter is in prison. It’s just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.

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A guy with a stutter died in prison before he could finish his sentence.

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Man tries to open a bank account Teller asks him : "Your name?"
"J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh"
"Oh you stutter?"
"No my dad did but the person who did by birth certificate was a complete moron."

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A man with a stutter... A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.

"How's the stutter?", asks the doctor.

"It's g-getting better. My mate calls me D-Donkey," replies the man.

"Any idea why?" The doctor asks.

"No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that."

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What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk? Cacao

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Your dad is in prison and he's got a stutter. He's never going to finish his sentence.

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After trying for a week, my wife just told me that she is pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever.

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Funny Stutter Jokes
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Is it possible to stutter in sign language? Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s

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Did you hear about the man with a stutter who broke out of jail? He didn’t finish his sentence

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Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class.

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My friend, who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nanna. By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.

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What does a deaf kid missing 3 fingers do? Stutter

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Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar? He came back with 50 packs of m and m's

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Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. "You stutter?"
"No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."

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After nearly three months of trying... ...my wife just told me that she's pregnant!!

She has the worst stutter ever!

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My grandfather had a stutter, which was really weird, since he was born deaf. Turns out it was just Parkinson's.

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Had a friend with a stutter land himself in prison. I wonder if he'll ever finish his sentence...

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What did the man with a speech impediment name his boat The S.S. Stutter

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My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison... He's never going to finish his sentence.

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I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell "No Soliciting" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell.

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Why are there no "B" batteries? You would never be able to ask for them without sounding like you have a stutter.
"B-Batteries please"

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My brother who has stutter is in prison right now.... So sad he will not be able to complete his sentence

Taken from u/gagga_hei

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After weeks of trying, my wife finally told me that we're expecting our first child She's got a really bad stutter

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A man with a stutter just died in prison Before he could finish his sentence

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My mate with a really bad stutter My mate with a really bad stutter told us a story about his Nan the other day.
By the time he'd finished we were all singing Hey Jude.

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Job interview "Which organizations are you a member of?"

"KKK"

"Sorry, we don't employ people with a stutter."

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My friend had a stutter problem, but he died in jail. He didn’t even get to finish his sentence.

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NSSSA -National Stutter Association.

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A stutter died in jail today Before he could finish his sentence

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I spent so much money on my speech therapist that she could afford to buy a yacht She called it the S. S. Stutter

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Why shouldn't someone with a stutter say the word "ghost"? because people will think there's one behind them

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If you are deaf and you have Parkinson's... ...is that like having a stutter?

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There once was a man.. There once was man that went to a restaurant and ordered a sandwich and said his name was "D-d-d-d-dave" and the clerk said "oh do you stutter?" and the man said "no but my dad did and the person to record the birth certificate was a jerk"

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I brought one of those records that helps you learn spanish while you sleep, during the night the needle skipped and the next day i could only stutter in spanish.
-Steven Wright (i think)

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The most famous doctor: do you always stutter like that? Me: no, only when I want to say something

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If batman had a stutter "Who are you?"

"I am B-B-Batman

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