My brother who has a stutter is in prison. It’s just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
A guy with a stutter died in prison before he could finish his sentence.
Man tries to open a bank account
Teller asks him : "Your name?"
"J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh"
"Oh you stutter?"
"No my dad did but the person who did by birth certificate was a complete moron."
A man with a stutter...
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.
"How's the stutter?", asks the doctor.
"It's g-getting better. My mate calls me D-Donkey," replies the man.
"Any idea why?" The doctor asks.
"No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that."
What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk? Cacao
Your dad is in prison and he's got a stutter. He's never going to finish his sentence.
After trying for a week, my wife just told me that she is pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language? Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s
Did you hear about the man with a stutter who broke out of jail? He didn’t finish his sentence
Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class.
My friend, who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nanna. By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.
What does a deaf kid missing 3 fingers do? Stutter
Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter.
Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar? He came back with 50 packs of m and m's
Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin.
"You stutter?"
"No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."
After nearly three months of trying...
...my wife just told me that she's pregnant!!
She has the worst stutter ever!
My grandfather had a stutter, which was really weird, since he was born deaf. Turns out it was just Parkinson's.
Had a friend with a stutter land himself in prison. I wonder if he'll ever finish his sentence...
What did the man with a speech impediment name his boat The S.S. Stutter
My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison... He's never going to finish his sentence.
I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell "No Soliciting" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell.
Why are there no "B" batteries?
You would never be able to ask for them without sounding like you have a stutter.
"B-Batteries please"
My brother who has stutter is in prison right now....
So sad he will not be able to complete his sentence
Taken from u/gagga_hei
After weeks of trying, my wife finally told me that we're expecting our first child She's got a really bad stutter
A man with a stutter just died in prison Before he could finish his sentence
My mate with a really bad stutter
My mate with a really bad stutter told us a story about his Nan the other day.
By the time he'd finished we were all singing Hey Jude.
Job interview
"Which organizations are you a member of?"
"KKK"
"Sorry, we don't employ people with a stutter."
My friend had a stutter problem, but he died in jail. He didn’t even get to finish his sentence.
NSSSA -National Stutter Association.
A stutter died in jail today Before he could finish his sentence
I spent so much money on my speech therapist that she could afford to buy a yacht She called it the S. S. Stutter
Why shouldn't someone with a stutter say the word "ghost"? because people will think there's one behind them
If you are deaf and you have Parkinson's... ...is that like having a stutter?
There once was a man.. There once was man that went to a restaurant and ordered a sandwich and said his name was "D-d-d-d-dave" and the clerk said "oh do you stutter?" and the man said "no but my dad did and the person to record the birth certificate was a jerk"
I brought one of those records that helps you learn spanish while you sleep,
during the night the needle skipped and the next day i could only stutter in spanish.
-Steven Wright (i think)
The most famous doctor: do you always stutter like that? Me: no, only when I want to say something
If batman had a stutter
"Who are you?"
"I am B-B-Batman