Sugar Daddy Jokes

Funny Sugar Daddy Jokes
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What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS

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The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is Glucose Guardian.

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What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

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Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

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What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

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My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was. I gave her £2000 to never ask me that again.

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I could never be a sugar daddy I’m cheap and unhealthy. So I’d prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.

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What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

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What's the opposite of Sugar Daddy? U-mami

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**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

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What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

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