Im taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets of my bed
Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii? With Aloe-ha Vera!
I've been taking viagara for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.
What happens when you get a sunburn at the beach? You become Bernie Sanders.
A watched pot never boils but a redhead will sunburn regardless of witnesses
I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry. ...you should see my tan lines today
What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!
What are the two biggest differences between black people and white people? Black people have more trouble getting their DRV of vitamin D and white people are quicker to sunburn. What were you thinking?
What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A Dual Citizen, Eh?
What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A tourist
what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada
What do you call an Asian with a sunburn? Rice Krispy
When I am over the age of 65... If I get a bad sunburn. Please don’t call it a sunburn, call it “Pre-bake for cremation”.
What do you call someone with a bad sunburn? Appealing.