Im taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets of my bed
I'm taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs
Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii? With Aloe-ha Vera!
I've been taking viagara for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.
What happens when you get a sunburn at the beach? You become Bernie Sanders.
A watched pot never boils but a redhead will sunburn regardless of witnesses
I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry. ...you should see my tan lines today
What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!
What are the two biggest differences between black people and white people? Black people have more trouble getting their DRV of vitamin D and white people are quicker to sunburn. What were you thinking?
What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A Dual Citizen, Eh?
What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A tourist
what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada
What do you call an Asian with a sunburn? Rice Krispy
When I am over the age of 65... If I get a bad sunburn. Please don’t call it a sunburn, call it “Pre-bake for cremation”.
What do you call someone with a bad sunburn? Appealing.